Hello my friends, I bet you thought you wouldn't hear from me for a few hours but an unexpected delight waited me at Krabi airport - Bangkok airways have their own posh little lounge with free food and wifi and everything! For all their passengers, not just the snooty ones! Think on Stelios, this flight was only £40.....
So where was I, oh yes I had just woken up and was ready for my last breakfast on the beach. Another interesting conversation with Mr Chang / Wa Wa along the lines of 'Can my taxi come at 1pm to pick me up please' Mr Chang 'yeah you go beach, yeah it hot ha ha hmmmmmmmm yah na na na hmmm 3.20' I wasn't sure I'd make it to the airport....
Nice little breakfast again with the crystal clear waters lapping the shore, the wind picks up later but at this time the sea is like a sheet of glass. I had booked at foot massage at 10am so after a lovely conversation with the Norwegian Physiotherapist I headed up to see the woman with the killer elbows. It was to die for and she didn't bat an eyelid at my toenails, but if she did feel the usual revulsion that people experience on seeing them, let alone touching them, she didn't show it. She even gave me a kiss and a cuddle!!
Another quick chat with Christian (for that is his name and I must start calling him that as he has asked for my blog address, and I also must apologise to him for the sneaky body shots I took, I hope you don't mind if you are reading this!) I headed off to the sunset bar for my goodbyes and last coconut. Why does fresh coconut from a coconut not taste like coconut.....?
All too soon it is time to go and unable to find the lovely Christian (to me always the Norwegian Physiotherapist) so I left him a little note. I just hope Mr Chang / Wa Wa understood me when I said to give it to him.....I dread to think. After the last 'hmmmm yeah ha ha ha no yeah la la la ' with a heavily sweating Chang (my sweat tache / chin o-meter has now become a whole face-o-meter and if Mr Chang is sweating it must be bad) I was into the taxi.
The taxi driver didn't speak but didn't need to, he drove like he was auditioning for The Fast and the Furious 12 whilst sucking on a lemon sherbet like a sink plunger.
And so here I sit, in the lounge surrounded by a million pairs of elephant harem pants, kicking the arse out of the free food!
Next stop Bangkok and what to do with my last few hours at an airport hotel......
TTFN xxxx
Free food and drink for a 40£ flight good, enjoy it. The sun is out here Lisa it's 20% getting ready for you. Popxx
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